From Disney to Doctor Who, Avengers to Adventure Time, whatever suits this mad mans fancy.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
I get paid to write recipes and draw comics about food and blend special tea blends but I’ve had frozen/left over pizza for dinner for the last five days so don’t let anybody tell you how to live your life.
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
The Final Empire, by Brandon Sanderson (via auniverseofimpossibilities)
In America when they add up money do they go, “That’ll be $15, 1 dime, 3 nickels and a pound.”?